Oppo, what would be your porn star name?

"macanamera" (macanamera) 08/06/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None

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I’d be Girth Brooks.

Edit: I should have googled that first. He's a gay porn star. I thought I was so damn clever.

extraspecialbitter > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:45

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Your first pet’s name was Girth?

Opposite Locksmith > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:46

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Longrod Von Hugendong

macanamera > extraspecialbitter 08/06/2015 at 08:46

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I do not understand

macanamera > Opposite Locksmith 08/06/2015 at 08:47

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Well that’s simply fantastic.

extraspecialbitter > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:49

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SOP for developing porn name is name of first pet + name of street you grew up on.

My first pet’s name was Sasha. I grew up on Anderson Road.

Sasha Anderson. And I’ll replace one of the S’s for a dollar sign for better effect.

Opposite Locksmith > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:50

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That's my guarantee :)

functionoverfashion > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:50

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Going by the “middle name then street address” scheme I’d be Thomas Stone Post . Hmm that actually works! I never thought of my street name as being... inappropriate...

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:53

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Calzone Golem

GhostZ > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 08:58

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http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname…

Nibby > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:01

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Death.

EL_ULY > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:03

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Metebolas McCoy :]

LongbowMkII > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:03

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September Roberts

Cash Rewards > extraspecialbitter 08/06/2015 at 09:05

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That method gets me nothing, but my wife ends up with Princess Coconut

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:07

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Holden McGroin

Mattbob > extraspecialbitter 08/06/2015 at 09:12

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this sounds like a ruse to get the answers to peoples security questions.

FlimFlamMan > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:13

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Mike Hardcore

extraspecialbitter > Mattbob 08/06/2015 at 09:22

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That’s... kind of genius... in a fraudulent kind of way.

Milky > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:22

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Is saying Milky cheating?

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:25

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Harry Shaft

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:29

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Carlos Langhans

PS9 > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:31

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Lenny Kravitz. Take advantage of that gawker free advertising. Here’s a few more

John Hardson

Tyrone DeeRod (Git ready to get deeroded, gurl!)

Louie SlickJaw

Kenny Linquist

John LongDong

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:31

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I’ll go with Harry Lance

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:31

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Squishy Tache? That can’t be right....

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 09:32

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Bendedick Cummonerbach

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 08/06/2015 at 09:35

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The best name I can think of is Long McDeep.

BRyan31122 > extraspecialbitter 08/06/2015 at 11:30

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Call me.. April Peppermill

extraspecialbitter > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 11:33

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Off-topic: did you ever find out what the spring-y-whisk-y thing was?

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 08/06/2015 at 12:02

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dang that's good

macanamera > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/06/2015 at 12:03

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Cummonsnatch****

macanamera > Nibby 08/06/2015 at 12:04

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Now I am become death, destroyer of vaginas.

macanamera > Cash Rewards 08/06/2015 at 12:04

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It's all island-themed stuff I suppose

Baeromez > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 12:06

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Buck Naked

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 12:07

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Let my calzone fill you up!

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 08/06/2015 at 12:11

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whoa there

You really want them taking a bite out of your calzone

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 12:14

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That’s my shtick.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > macanamera 08/06/2015 at 12:31

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Suq Madiq

Tohru > macanamera 08/10/2015 at 13:14

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Buster Hymen.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera 08/10/2015 at 13:40

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Edit: I should have googled that first. He’s a gay porn star.

You’re saying this like it’s a bad thing...

macanamera > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/10/2015 at 13:45

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No not at all, I just thought I was the first person to think of the name. I wasn’t.

:(

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera 08/10/2015 at 13:49

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Well, at least he’s easy on my eyes. :)

fhrblig > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/10/2015 at 23:06

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Meh, he’s ok I guess. I like Rocco Steele better.

fhrblig > macanamera 08/10/2015 at 23:09

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I know it’s more of a movie title than an actor name, but I really want to be Dr. Do-me-a-little.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > fhrblig 08/11/2015 at 07:23

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OK, I’ll give you that.

Jack Does Cars > macanamera 08/14/2015 at 09:21

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Jack Danger.